“Grow” Facial Hair

Are you a female or hairless man who feels held back professionally by a lack of snappy and stylish facial hair? Fuzzco has developed a unique product to allow you to succeed without the messiness and the daily, multi-generational slog of building a socially equitable society!



The idea for the brown bag beard came to us one night in the wacky world of dreams. Waking in a creative sweat, trusting the unconscious idea, a common brown baggy was ripped accordingly to make the post-consumer paper face pube apparel.

No more waiting in long timelines to grow a beard. Brown bag your face today! – fuzzco.com

Special thanks to Amber D. for a heads up on this amazing invention!

If you liked this, you may also enjoy these wallet making instructions, making this prize-worthy ribbon, etching your designs and illustrations into glass, or one of these other bits of craftiness! Love, Ofazomi

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